vol #35: stardust, tantric sex and sigma men
sent from flex mami's iphone with love
flex is the internet’s first lady.
it’s not often you meet someone with their fingers in so many (metaphorical) pies. flex has a shopping list of credentials attached to her name, so many that it begins to feel absurd when you list them: author, radio host, podcast presenter, business mogul, TV presenter, the list no doubt goes on.
but, you already know that. what you don’t know is what she’s been obsessed with lately. thank god she’s about to dish.
the internet’s first lady
this is the online bit
An app for for the light-astrology girlies who are happy having a half-baked understanding of the stars ... but like more than the average person. IT'S ABOUT ASTROCARTOGRAPHY. It's basically the astrology of geography and tells you where is best to live based on money, relationships, vacations etc. It's pretty confusing and the free version is not as good as the paid one, but such is life.
IF YOU ARE CURRENTLY MENSTRUATING AND DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE FOUR PHASES OF YOUR CYCLE, IM GONNA NEED YOU TO STEP YOUR PUSSY UP ASAP AND LEARN ABOUT CYCLE SYNCING. Everything* that our body experiences is so mf cyclical and it's so much easier to exist when you know when your energy is going to PEAKING or when you're going to have heavy discharge. It has a much cuter interface than Flo also.
Unironically the best playlist i've discovered in a long time. Bop after bop. It has already lived a full sonic life cycle, from my gym music to my life music.
this is the irl bit
Tongue Scrapers
My thoughts are evergreen and live here. I swore to stop debating people on the internet about hygiene because my days on this Earth are numbered, but that doesn't mean I can't share my habits.
Tantric Sex
2023 OUTS: Preparing to root with the anticipating of cumming and then NOT.
2023 INS: SEXY DELAYED GRATIFICATION, SENSUAL TOUCHING, OPEN COMMUNICATION AND HUGE NUTS.
The perks of growing up and exposing yourself to experiences you haven't, is that YOUR LIFE LITERALLY CHANGES. THERE'S NOTHING LIKE TRADING IN APATHY AND FATIGUE FOR EXCITEMENT AND MOMENTUM.
QT Room Spray
It smells exactly like the hotels. Bougie hotel luxury, lightly floral and musk. I like all my senses titillated and this has been ranking SO SO SO HIGHLY. I promise your life will improve in a room spray. TikTok told me that inhaling candle smoke is the equivalent of smoking literal ciggies, so ... do with that info what you will.
ciao divas!