#62: sfmiwl alumni quick fire predictions with little to no explanation
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anyway, welcome back (okay, presumptuous of me!!!) to sent from my iphone with love, your hot links to epic things that i have found On The Line and the irl bit, which is hot reccos for Real Life Living™.
tbh, the plan was to fully luxuriate in laziness during gooch week and do no newsletter. buuut, i think predictions are so fun so i asked some sfmiwl alumni to look into their crystal ball and tell me what’s on the horizon for 2024. they all interpreted these differently- some with a single stand out forecast, others with 11 with specific prophecies, accompanied by dates. i make the rules, but i certainly don’t enforce them. enjoy xxx
taken in jamaica, 1998
quick fire predictions with little to no explanation
Unfortunately everyone is going to have watched saltburn over Christmas and think that they can pull of the once in a lifetime beauty of Jacob Elordi’s eyebrow piercing but will instead be left with a cheap stud and an eyebrow infection their mum think they got from a bad tinder date.
Digi cams are about to reach complete over saturation and the next logical step in the film -> digital pipeline is sourcing iPhone 3gS cameras and putting the Valencia instagram filter on photos from Adonis or Cafe Fredas (yes I’m bi-coastal).
People’s memories are zapped from chronic TikTok use so old Kanye West will be able to be listened to in a “I could write for pitchfork if I wanted to” way again and not in a “don’t tell anyone” way.
Calves will become THE body part of 2024. From mid-calf-skimming boots, chunky, ankle-hiding socks, the return of /printed/patterned stockings, CAPRIS PANTS! 3/4 LEGGINGS! I'm telling you! We’re entering the year of strong calves! If you've got the kind of legs that resist being zipped into things, you're already ahead of the game.
Kavi gets cosmetic procedures done in turkey
Another pandemic (tbc whether unrelated to the aforementioned prediction)
Charli xcx launches a beauty brand
Getting arrested IN - goes without saying
Universal Descent into extreme poverty (except for people who are already billionaires).
Various STI’s (not from sex)
Abstinent (not by choice)
Getting cancelled
First annual hunger games of Venezuela
Robbed on the 28th of March
Amnesia - I forget when
Teenage mutant ninja turtles become real and achieve world domination - it’s bad
All coral reefs die instantaneously - 13 June
David Attenborough self immolates in solidarity with Jeffrey Epstein
Anchovy appetisers are out. Footy franks are back in.
Akon drops a new album.
Backwards baseball caps replace finicky clips and bobby bins. It’s either fringe out or tuck up.
kissesssxxx